Before last night’s Semi (quit that sniggering), I started to compose a post revealing the recent temptation of mine to shave my head. Having Victor Valdes and Gerard Piqué on my screen all but confirmed this idea, because you know, I will of course look just like them if I did. But I refrained from submitting it when the reality sunk in that I’ll probably resemble more of an Arjen Robben. Looking back on the game, and the performances of the three men in question, there’s only one who’d any guy would want to mirror right now.
Can someone please tell me how it’s fair that Sir David’s hair still manages to look better after 70 minutes of football than mine’s ever done even 70 seconds after a haircut?
Having Pep back in the news has got me contemplating maybe trying his hairstyle. We share a similar footballing brain, might as well decorate it the same.
I think it’s time to start considering a hairstyle that’s more appropriate for this change in weather. I leave the house with a Season 5 Draper but arrive to work with a Season 1 Olson.
Am I still immature enough to take being told that I’ve got “Captain America hair” as a compliment?
Mother texts telling you to check out some bozo’s haircut as it “will suit me”. Said bozo has exact cut as my planned next. Least I know I’m not adopted.
Must have hair identical to that of Shannyn Sossamon’s portrayal of Lauren Hynde in The Rules of Attraction.