Hello Gibby, how you doing?

Hello there and thank you for joining. Unfortunately yes, I have seen it. A good friend of mine had just finished decorating his billiard room a lovely jasmine white and instead of taking up his offer of heading over there to watch it dry, I decided to go to the cinema. Oh well, we all make mistakes.

Now, I’m sure you’re ever so busy trawling the internet looking for bad reviews of this film to throw your two cents at, as lets face it, there are a bloody lot, but I’d just like to tell you how overjoyed I am to know your thoughts on this film. Just imagine how contrived our world would be if everyone on the planet possessed the exact same thought process so each and everyone one of us liked the good the stuff and disliked the bad. It would be torture. Yes, it would be a world without the likes Justin Bieber, American beer, and this film but as a species, we need this balance of good and bad or there wouldn’t be any point in us having a voice. Or your keyboard being plugged in.

Now in response to your closing statement. It seems I and the majority share similar sentiments regarding this film so I wont have any trouble in thinking up topics of conversations when out looking for a bit of late night chess playing. No self fucking tonight.